Episode 2, 11.7.12: Attack of the Dick Bavetta Clones
2 Swaggy P's in a Podcast, The ONLY podcast for TRUE Clipper fans, i.e. those who remember the days of Dairus-Q headbumps, Yaroslav Korolev post-game interviews, and Cuttino Mobley's deadly low-post game.
In this edition of 2SP, Sky and Matt discuss the hottest topics on the minds of Clipper Nation, including: 1) which venereal diseases Matt Barnes currently has and which he will have by the end of the season, 2) a "F$@K Memphis" segment in which we debate the relative merits of Memphis and post-earthquake Haiti, and 3) an EXCLUSIVE interview with Clippers head coach and professional Scott Bayo stand-in Vinny Del Negro.
Unfortunately, the Madelyn Burke-signed phonograph Matt and Sky use to record 2SP broke down in our later segments, so you will not be hearing which NBA players we would most like to invite to our bar mitzvahs, or which Clipper player bodies we would most like to rock for one day. More material for next time.
Episode 1, 10.24.12:
The ONLY podcast for TRUE Clipper fans, i.e. those who remember the days of Dairus-Q headbumps, Yaroslav Korolev post-game interviews and Cuttino Mobley's deadly low-post game.
We have everything Clipper Nation has ever wished for on this podcast, including: 1) a vicious freestyle rap throwdown between Caron Butler and Dan Dickau; 2) a "F$@K Memphis" segment in which we detail our enduring love for Rudy Gay, 3) and a heated debate over whether self-respecting Clipper fans can actually root for the meth addict formerly known as Matt Barnes.
We answer ALL your Clipper-related questions and insecurities, such as "Was Jesus a Clippers fan?", "Do Blake and DeAndre have the best friendship in the NBA?", and "Who would each of us murder to keep Chris Paul?".
Please don't hate us.